What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Noodle Day!
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!
You hear what the elephant said to the naked man?
He said, "How do you breathe through something so small?"
September 22nd is National Elephant Appreciation Day.
