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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
What screams "I'm insecure"?
http://!
What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?
Microwaves.
How does a Japanese dog say hello?
Konnichi wa wa!
What is the funniest landscape?
Hill areas!
Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
What music do optometrists listen to?
iTunes.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted!
