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What did one light say to the other light?
I like you a watt!
What is the capital of Texas?
The T!
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
What screams "I'm insecure"?
http://!
What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?
Microwaves.
How does a Japanese dog say hello?
Konnichi wa wa!
What is the funniest landscape?
Hill areas!
Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
What music do optometrists listen to?
iTunes.
