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Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What music do optometrists listen to?
iTunes.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted!
Why do Leprechauns like to garden?
They have green thumbs!
What kind of cheese can never be yours?
Nacho Cheese!
I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy!
What's red, white and blue, and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam.
What did the flag say to the flagpole?
Nothing, it just waived.
What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?
A stamp.
