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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
The Indepen-dance.
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Why are they called humming birds?
Because they can't remember the words.
When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?
Because they can really spike the ball.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.