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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun!
What day of the week does a potato hate the most?
Fry-day!
Why didn't the lamp sink?
It was too light!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!
What do you call a computer hero?
A screen saver!
What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
How did the computer die?
With a key stroke!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?
Hush puppies!
Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!
