What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
