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Why didn't the lamp sink?
It was too light!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!
What do you call a computer hero?
A screen saver!
What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
How did the computer die?
With a key stroke!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?
Hush puppies!
Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!
What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?
A millionhare!
What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookie!
