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Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard!
What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course?
A) Cart paths only. B) No cart girl today. C) Snack bar's closed. D) Greens were just aerated. F) The single will be joining your group.
What's a golfer's favorite letter?
Tee!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
What is the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth put!
How do pigs send secret messages?
Invisible oink!
How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun!
What day of the week does a potato hate the most?
Fry-day!
Why didn't the lamp sink?
It was too light!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!