If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is going to have her baby in the spring!
