What do polar bears like to eat?
Burrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry.
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?
A Bounty Hunter.
How did the baby know it was ready to be born?
It was running out of WOMB…
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
