Why are pirates great singers?
Because they hit the high C's!
Why can't you whisper in class?
Because it isn't allowed!
Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?
Mrs. Sippi.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What's is a pirates favorite country?
Arrrrrgentina!
How many feet are in a yard?
That depends on how many people are standing in it.
Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?
Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...
How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
You rock-et!
