Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin-s!
How do monsters like there eggs cooked?
Terri-fried!
What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
A sea-ghoul!
Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind.
What did the ghost say to his wife?
You are very boo-tiful!
What did the skeleton say to the dog?
Bone-Appetite!
What's a ghosts favorite dessert?
Ice Cream!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
