How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
What's a ghosts favorite food?
Boo-Berries!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?
He couldn't handle his boo's!
An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"
Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.
Put a glass of wine in each room of your house and call it a wine tour.
I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
