What did the ghost say to his wife?
You are very boo-tiful!
What did the skeleton say to the dog?
Bone-Appetite!
What's a ghosts favorite dessert?
Ice Cream!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?
Because he’s a sucker.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
To get ahead in life.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why are all mummies workaholics?
They're afraid to unwind!
