Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?
Because he’s a sucker.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
To get ahead in life.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why are all mummies workaholics?
They're afraid to unwind!
How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
What's a ghosts favorite food?
Boo-Berries!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?
He couldn't handle his boo's!
