Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.

Don't be silly dear, it's probably just a duck with a hat on.

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Yoda's A Good Gardener Joke

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has green thumbs!

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DOGGY'S

What follows a dog where ever it goes?

It's tail.

Addicted To Seaweed Joke

What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

Sea kelp.

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A Monkey A Squirrel And A Bird Joke

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.

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Quarantine Fifteen

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Time of death: 5/4/2020 4:30 PM. Cause of death: Coronavirus

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Quarantine's Over

When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

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Adopt A Pet

I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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Covid19 Shopping

They said mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

They lied, everyone else had clothes on.

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Lockdown Update

Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.

It took longer than I thought it would.

Lockdown Update Joke Meme. — Lockdown Update Meme.

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