A memory was something you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider home. A virus was the flu. A cd was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy... you just hoped nobody found out.
I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.
If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!
Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?
Jerry Can.
It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now.
