I Went To The Liquor Store Friday Afternoon On My Bicycle,...

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Don't Drink And Ride

Author: The Joker
Joke: I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself, "What if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break". So, I drank all the Scotch before I road home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
Don't drink and ride Joke Meme.
Don't drink and ride Meme.