Pour a measure of whiskey, gin, or rum in a glass, then see if you can smell it. If you can, then drink it and if you can taste it it's reasonable to assume you're currently free from the virus. I tested myself nine times last night and was virus-free each time, thank goodness. I will test myself again today because I've developed a headache which can also be a symptom.
Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense!
Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels?
Foreskins.
Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
Detective: How did this man drown?
He couldn't breathe underwater.
Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
