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Why should you never trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the dad cross the road?
To find out the punchline to why the chicken crossed the road.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh.
What sleep's with its shoes on?
A horse.
Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about.
I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's
Cop: "You were going really fast". Me: "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop: "There isn't any traffic". Me: "I know! That's how far behind I am".
I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice".
