If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger….then it hit me
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes first. That way if you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.
I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.
Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone.
What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?
A liter of Coke is a dollar and deer testicles are just under a buck.
I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side.
