USER JOKES INDEX

Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work!

Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!

I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!

Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?

It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now.

I'm giving up drinking until this is over...

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.