A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

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How far can you run in the woods?

Halfway. If you go in any further, you’d be running out of the woods.

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day!

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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick She’s still not talking to me!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

The ICU.

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I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction.

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Why did the bicycle collapse?

Because it was two tired.

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Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.

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Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?

Reese Witherspoon? No, with her knife!

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