How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum?
Three. Two to hold back the traffic, one to eat the possum.
2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".
My doctor told me he`ll have me walking in 7 days...
And he did. I had to sell my car to pay his bill.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!
Why does a fart smell?
So that even the deaf can enjoy it!
The only art coming out of you is in a fart!
What kind of cars do cats drive?
What did the dog say to the tree?
What do you call a cat caught by the police?
Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!