What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?
Frostbite.
It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.
It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?
Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)
Bully got toasted because...
His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)
Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso. :(
Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."
Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
