It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?
Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)
Bully got toasted because...
His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)
Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso. :(
Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."
Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why did the vegetable call a plumber?
There was a leek.
How do you get a farm girls attention?
A tractor (Attract-Her).
I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
