My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.
I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
What part of a museum has the most allergies?
The stachoooo!
What does it take to be an organ donor?
Guts!
Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.
I’m really getting sick of all these cold calls.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
He didn't want to get caught red-handed
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
Into a SHELL-ter.
What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A-shoe!
Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a pool filled with tacos?
A flotilla.
