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I'm Not An Alcoholic

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Grandma Can't Say No

Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma!

It's Inevitable

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

IQ Test Results

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

That's Life Joke

We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Right Or Wrong

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!

Political Term Limits

A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.

Politicians And Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

High Standards

If all else fails... lower your standards.

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