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This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes. It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions. Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.
What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas.
Long Fart Joke
Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story.
Text a Fart Joke
Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!
Did you hear about the unconstitutional ban on farts? It's disgusting.
Fart or Pun
Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit.
Single Women Fart
Do you know why single women cant fart? Because they dont get a$&holes until they are married.
I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
Emotions and Farts
Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
Fart after Pee
Why do women fart after they pee? They can't shake it, so they blow dry it instead!
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive.