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Bunnies And Carrots

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

The Horse And The Rabbit Joke

A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." The rabbit did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snake And A Kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

What Do You Get When You Cross A Kangaroo And A Sheep

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

What Happens When You Cross A Bulldog With A Shih Tzu

What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?

The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"

What Do You Call A Fly Without Wings

What do you call a fly without wings?

Slow Down A Horse

How do you slow down a running horse?

What Animal Talks The Most

What animal talks the most?

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