JOKES INDEX

Joke: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Joke: The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot." He Shouted. He began his commentary as his parent put their a plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Smiths have company." He called out. "Noah's riding his new bike!" "Looks like the Stewarts are moving!" After a few moments... "Looks like the Robinson's are having sex!" Startled, his mom and dad sat up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Robinson is on his balcony with a popsicle."

Joke: Why do women have small feet?

Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

Joke: Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.

Joke: A woman sued a Hospital stating that after a recent treatment her husband had lost all interest in sex. The Hospital in their defense stated... "All we did was correct his eyesight!"

Joke: Google must be a woman because it knows everything!

Joke: Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me!

Joke: A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Joke: In the US, a book titled: "How to change your wife in 30 days", sold 50 million copies in one week, before the author discovered that the title had a spelling error! The correct title was: "How to change your life in 30 days". After the correction, for a whole month, one 2 copies were sold.