Jokes: Funny → Fart → Comedy

This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes. It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions. Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.

Fart pick Up Line

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

Clown Fart

9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers..."You smell something funny?".

Bodily Function Punctuation

A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark.

Louder Than a Trombone

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Weight of a Fart

-Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself

Ninja Fart

A ninja is like a fart. They are both silent, but deadly.

Valentine's Day Poem

Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.

Bad Joke

Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.

Skinless and Wingless Joke

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart.

Chuck Norris Fart Joke

Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest.