JOKES INDEX

Question 1

Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Question 2

Jumping Cow

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Question 3

Polish Wolf

Did you hear the one about the Polish wolf?

Question 4

Termite Joke

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

Question 5

What Do You Call A Blind Deer

What do you call a blind deer?

Question 6

How Do You Keep A Rhino From Charging

How do you keep a Rhino from charging?

Question 7

The Bottomless Hole

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!" Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. They pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with its head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, it's moving so fast! The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!" So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and they decide to tell him what happened. "Hey, Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked. The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat. The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block."

Question 8

Rude Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. Problem was, the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary, but to no avail. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd killed the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued. "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Question 9

Porcupine And Sheep

Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a porcupine with a sheep? They got an animal that knits its own sweaters.

Question 10

BMWs & Porcupines

What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

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Cow With No Legs Joke

Jumping Cow

Polish Wolf

Termite Joke

What Do You Call A Blind Deer

How Do You Keep A Rhino From Charging

The Bottomless Hole

Rude Parrot

Porcupine And Sheep

BMWs & Porcupines

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