I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees,...

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I've Sure Gotten Old!

Author: The Joker
Joke: I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. Thank goodness, I still have my driver's license.
 I've sure gotten old! Joke Meme.
I've sure gotten old! Meme.