JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
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Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
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Joke: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
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Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
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Joke: Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
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Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
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Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
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Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
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Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
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