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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Joke: What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
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Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.
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Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
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Joke: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there.
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Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.
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Joke: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
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Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
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Joke: What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?
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