Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
What do robots have with their guacamole?
Computer chips.
How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Social Distancing. They kept 56 million years apart.
Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
For the extra dough!
What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case.
Why don’t zombies care about looks?
They only love you for your brains.
What's a nacho's favorite dance?
The salsa!
