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What do kangaroos wear to work?
Jump suits.
The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!
Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?
You have to keep it to A-Lo-Ha!
Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?
What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?
Save them for a rainy day!
Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!
What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU!
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!
I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending"
