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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero!
Why can't a mountain get stronger?
Because it's fitness level has peaked.
How do you cut lightning?
With bolt cutters!
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
Wander Woman!
Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!
The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!
A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Don't butter me up.
Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!
