Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He'll dessert you.
What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?
Three blind mice.
What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
The Indepen-dance.
Why are they called humming birds?
Because they can't remember the words.
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?
Because they can really spike the ball.
