USER JOKES INDEX

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!

Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there!

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!