USER JOKES INDEX

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!

Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? It turns out he couldn't see that well.

Why do melons have weddings?

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.

Why can't ticks keep a secret?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!

Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?