What's red, white and blue, and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam.
What did the flag say to the flagpole?
Nothing, it just waived.
What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?
A stamp.
Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
At the chopping mall.
What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?
Aaaarr2-D2!
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there!
