Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it.

Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?

It was a shih tzu.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork.

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

A Navi-gator.

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.

Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!

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