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What's a nacho's favorite dance?
The salsa!
What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?
A Pun-Ter.
Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?
Because they’re just scraping by.
Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?
Because if they get too heated, they have a meltdown.
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?
Stu.
How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five! ... Six! ... Seven! ... Eight!
Why aren't dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it.
Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?
It was a shih tzu.