Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!
Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
What did one light say to the other light?
I like you a watt!
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
How does a Japanese dog say hello?
Konnichi wa wa!
