My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
How does a Japanese dog say hello?
Konnichi wa wa!
Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
