What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones?
Helter Shelter!
What is a music publisher's favorite children's story?
The Little Boy Who Cried De Wolfe!
What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most?
Celebration Cinnamon!
What is Daniel Küblböck's favorite card game?
Crayayayayzy Eights!
What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song?
Biden My Time!
What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy?
Half Life insurance!
What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy?
Ho ho homeowner's insurance!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants?
Billie Jeans.
Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it?
Because the store didn't accept bit coins!
What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit?
Elon Muskmelon!
