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Whats the difference between men and a door?
Women would rather open a door.
Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?
Because he swept the crowd away!
Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?
It's pretty in tents!
What makes a fish fall off a cliff?
Legs.
Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.
Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.
Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.
