Where did the basketball player buy his computer?
Radio Shaq!
What was the return policy at the record store?
All sales are vinyl!
What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones?
Helter Shelter!
What is a music publisher's favorite children's story?
The Little Boy Who Cried De Wolfe!
What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most?
Celebration Cinnamon!
What is Daniel Küblböck's favorite card game?
Crayayayayzy Eights!
What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song?
Biden My Time!
What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy?
Half Life insurance!
