Bully got toasted because...

His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)

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Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.

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What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Light grey.

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso. :(

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Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

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Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

There was a leek.

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How do you get a farm girls attention?

A tractor.

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I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hush Puppies!

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