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Why did the pencil go to the party?
Because it wanted to draw some attention!!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish!!!
Why don't skeletons trust each other?
They don't have the guts!!!
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?
He-brews it.
Whats the difference between men and a door?
Women would rather open a door.
Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?
Because he swept the crowd away!
Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
