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How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?
In a Dad-a-base.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears!
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is going to have her baby in the spring!
Why are tigers Christians?
Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why did the husband bring his wife a small lizard?
Because she told him to go out and get her a baby monitor.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arius!