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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What's is a pirates favorite country?
Arrrrrgentina!
How many feet are in a yard?
That depends on how many people are standing in it.
Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?
Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...
How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
You rock-et!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What do polar bears like to eat?
Burrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry.
Where do baby fish sleep?
In a bass-inet.
