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What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream!
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
Their own.
What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?
A Bounty Hunter.
How did the baby know it was ready to be born?
It was running out of WOMB…
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
How do you make a tree-stand?
Take it’s chair away.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
