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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?
In a Dad-a-base.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears!
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She is going to have her baby in the spring!
Why are tigers Christians?
Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
