Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly!
What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?
A cat.
Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because she was a little horse!
How do you get a squirrel to love you?
Act like a nut!
What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?
Zoom-Bahh!
Why was the spider using the computer?
He was searching the web.
