Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because she was a little horse!
How do you get a squirrel to love you?
Act like a nut!
What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?
Zoom-Bahh!
Why was the spider using the computer?
He was searching the web.
Where do polar bears vote?
The north pole!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile!
