Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yeah, it's February 14th.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure!"
What did the monkey say to the banana?
You're appealing!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah?
A pride parade.
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doodie!
What do you call a city where hamsters live?
Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands)
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
