What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses.
What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?
A lion!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Why was the strawberry crying?
Because it's parents were in a jam!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yeah, it's February 14th.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure!"
What did the monkey say to the banana?
You're appealing!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah?
A pride parade.
