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How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing it was on the house.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Who hides in the bakery at christmas?
A mince spy!
What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root Beer.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
Because they always squeal!
Two men walked into a bar...
It hurt.
How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike?
Because, they will tell you!
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
He had reptile dysfunction.