What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause!
Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo!
What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?
A collie-flower!
What do scientist to with dog bones?
They Barium!
Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly!
What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?
A cat.
