Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doodie!
What do you call a city where hamsters live?
Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands)
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause!
Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo!
What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?
A collie-flower!
What do scientist to with dog bones?
They Barium!
