What kind of cars do cats drive?
Fur-arris!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!
What do you call a cat caught by the police?
A purr-petrator!
Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
What's a snake favorite school subject?
Hiss-tory!
In which river are you sure to find snakes?
The Hiss-issippi River!
What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses.
What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?
A lion!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Why was the strawberry crying?
Because it's parents were in a jam!
