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How do you get a squirrel to love you?
Act like a nut!
What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?
Zoom-Bahh!
Why was the spider using the computer?
He was searching the web.
What's a cats favorite color?
Purr-ple!
What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
It's jelly button.
Where do polar bears vote?
The north pole!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
What sport do horses like playing the most?
Stable Tennis!
