Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
With hare-spray!
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.
What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?
You really crack me up!
Where does the Easter Bunny go for new tails?
To the retail store.
Anyone driving slower than you - is an IDIOT. Anyone driving faster than you - is a MANIAC.
My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN!
How can you divide 12 in half and end up with 7?
You take Roman 12 - XII. You divide it in half HORIZONTALLY, and you get a 7...(Try it. :) )
What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars?
Fresh Prints!
