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Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
What's a snake favorite school subject?
Hiss-tory!
In which river are you sure to find snakes?
The Hiss-issippi River!
What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses.
What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?
A lion!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Why was the strawberry crying?
Because it's parents were in a jam!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yeah, it's February 14th.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Hey." The horse replies, "Sure!"
What do you call a zoo with no dogs?
A shitzu!