Why did the author put on a sweater?
He was in the middle of a rough draft.
What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist?
Someone who knows how to cook up a storm!
Why did the kitten smell so good?
It was wearing purr-fume.
What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur?
Don't forget to fossil your teeth!
What do you get if you are allergic to noodles?
Macaroni and Sneeze!
Why does a lion kneel before it springs?
Because it's preying.
What do you call a cat that sucks lemons?
A sour puss.
How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon?
Eclipse it.
Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?
Because of the pastry-archy.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
