USER JOKES INDEX

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines.

If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.

A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".

I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living.

There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't.

A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition.

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now.

A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"

A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says "I'll take a beer ...and one for the road"