Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
When chemists die, they barium.