I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

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Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz.

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Why were the Indians here first?

They had reservations.

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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

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