USER JOKES INDEX

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

When chemists die, they barium.

What is a pirates favorite fast food place?

I'm on the tequila diet. So far I've lost 2 days.

Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days.

Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it "Selective Participation".

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.