An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.
A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again.
What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
