When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

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Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz.

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Why were the Indians here first?

They had reservations.

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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

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