Joke: A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. It’s just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge you for the coffee. They charge you for the 5 minutes you spent looking at the sea while drinking it."
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