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What Kind Of Cars Do Cats Drive Joke

What kind of cars do cats drive?

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't really sell that kind of stuff..." So the duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back in. "Got any grapes?" the duck asks. "No," The bartender says of annoyed. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?" Finally, the bartender has had enough. "NO! We don't have any grapes. If you come in one more time asking if you've got any grapes, I'll nail your bill to the wall!" The duck leaves. The next day it comes back and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender replies, "No?" Then the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

Joke Jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

Joke Lol

Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"?

Hamster City Joke

What do you call a city where hamsters live?

Superhero Toilet Joke

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

The only art coming out of you is in a fart!

Why Does A Fart Smell?..

Why does a fart smell?

A Mexican Magician Joke

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!

A Flock Of Terns Flew Into My Marijuana Plants

A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned.

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