JOKES INDEX

Joke: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

Joke: Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth.

Joke: What if a minister loses his suitcase?

Joke: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

Joke: Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One egg says to the other, "I've got a huge crack".  The other egg replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not even hard yet!"

Joke: I'm now at the age when "Picking up a hottie" means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Joke: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Joke: POV: You're a cop and your partner's name is Phil. You just watched a woman commit a crime on the senate floor, "Phil Uhhhh Bust Her." (Filabuster)

Joke: What do you get when you cross a shark with a skunk?

Joke: What do you call a blind german?