JOKES INDEX

Joke: Anyone driving slower than you - is an IDIOT. Anyone driving faster than you - is a MANIAC.

Joke: A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist. - "I think I'm a MOTH!" Says the man. "Oh what you need is a psychiatrist, not a dentist!" tells the dentist. "I know!" answers the man. "Then why did you come into my office?'' asks him dentist. "Because your LIGHTS were on!"..replies the moth man.

Joke: What does a robot do after sex?

Joke: Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Joke: Why do you call a cougar thats into anal?

Joke: What did the egg say to the boing water?

Joke: What was E.T. short for?

Joke: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Joke: How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Joke: Why do illegal immigrants like climate change?