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What Is A Pirates Favorite Letter Joke

What is a pirates favorite letter?

Boiling Water Obituary Joke

Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.

Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke

Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.

Two Little People Walk Into A Mini Bar Joke

Two little people walk into a mini bar...

Two Lesbians In A Closet Joke

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Butt Kisser Brown Nose Difference Joke

What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?

Why Is Z The Best Letter In The Alphabet Joke

Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?

Rabbi Circumcision Joke

Do you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions?

Granny & Peanuts..

Mike and his pal Tim were on a short visit to Mike's grandma. While Mike was in the kitchen chatting with her, Tim was in the living room - watching TV. Then he noticed a plate of peanuts on the coffee table. He took it and started snacking on peanuts. After a few minutes, Mike finished his chat with grandma and the boys started to leave. At the door, Tim shouted to her, but she still is in the kitchen, "Ma'am!, I ate some of the peanuts you had on the table. Thank you!". "Ooh!", granma replied joyfully. "I'm glad someone ate them. Because, since I lost all my teeth, I could not eat them anymore..All I could do is suck all the chocolate off of them!"

S.O.S...

What do you do if you get shipwrecked in the middle of the Ocean?

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