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Doctor Walker..

My doctor told me he`ll have me walking in 7 days...

2 Atoms

2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".

Edible Possum

How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum?

Dog Joke

Where did the Dog get his fleas?

Chimney

What did the big chimney say to the small one?

Optimist, Pessimist And Engineer.

A pessimist sees a 1/2 full glass, as half empty. An optimist sees it as half full. And an engineer sees it as twice as big as necessary.

Chicago`s Cemetery Voter..

My father was GOP voter all his life, till he died. Then he started voting Democratic.

How Is 12 Divided In Half 7?...

How can you divide 12 in half and end up with 7?

What Did Chris Rock Find On His Face After The Oscars?

What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars?

My Hot Church Organist

My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN!

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