Joke: 2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".
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Joke: How many Hillbillies does it take to eat a possum?
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Joke: Where did the Dog get his fleas?
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Joke: What did the big chimney say to the small one?
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Joke: A pessimist sees a 1/2 full glass, as half empty. An optimist sees it as half full. And an engineer sees it as twice as big as necessary.
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Joke: My father was GOP voter all his life, till he died. Then he started voting Democratic.
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Joke: How can you divide 12 in half and end up with 7?
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Joke: What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars?
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Joke: My church organist has HOTS for me. She kept chasing me around the church, till she caught me by the ORGAN!
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Joke: Anyone driving slower than you - is an IDIOT. Anyone driving faster than you - is a MANIAC.
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