JOKES INDEX

Joke: Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Joke: Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Joke: Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Joke: What does it take to be an organ donor?

Joke: What part of a museum has the most allergies?

Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Joke: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.

Joke: A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything ok, pal? the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?" The guy replies, "Yeah, but today is the last day!"

Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

Joke: What do you call dogs that rarely bark?