Joke: Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
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Joke: Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.
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Joke: What does it take to be an organ donor?
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Joke: What part of a museum has the most allergies?
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Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Joke: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.
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Joke: A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything ok, pal? the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?" The guy replies, "Yeah, but today is the last day!"
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Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?
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Joke: What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
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Joke: I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
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